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Key takeaways from @sonic_strategy And @SonicLabs deal: 1. $40M USD ($55M CAD) investment in $S tokens from Sonic Labs → into SonicStrategy (CSE: SPTZ | OTC: DBKSF). 2. Tokens (126.6M $S) will be staked on validators, generating yield + securing Sonic chain. 3. Structured as a convertible debenture → can turn into shares if SonicStrategy uplists to Nasdaq + hits fundraising milestones. 4. If milestones not hit → tokens are returned to Sonic Labs (low risk alignment). 5. Strategic move = bridge between Sonic blockchain + global capital markets 🌍 SonicStrategy is becoming Sonic’s institutional bridge, much like Ethereum’s path with ETFs, giving traditional investors exposure, boosting credibility, liquidity, and security, and positioning $S for faster global adoption.

Finally, Andre has confirmed the @flyingtulip_ $FT sale is set for October — and he’s bringing a truly unique investment model with it. Here’s what you need to know 👇 1️⃣ Raise: $1B across a basket (USD stables, $ETH, $SOL, $BTC, $S, $AVAX, $ftUSD). 2️⃣ Tokenomics: 10 $FT per $1, with 100% supply circulating from day one. 3️⃣ Downside protection: Every deposit comes with a PUT. Example: put in 10 ETH → you can redeem 10 ETH anytime (full or partial). 4️⃣ Deployment: All assets go into lowest-risk native yield only (stETH, jitoSOL, aUSDC, sUSDe). No bridging, no leverage. 5️⃣ Yield use: - First covers opex - Then 100% to $FT buybacks + burn 6️⃣ Investor view: Either get your full principal back, or hold a token that gets scarcer with every burn. 7️⃣ Cold start fix: Solves incentives without inflation. Once products scale (lending, trading, insurance, MM, liquidations) → revenues fund new growth. 8️⃣ Scale challenge: Safe yields (~4%) only work big. $500M AUM = ~$1.5M/month buybacks → hence $1B target. Fair launch. No free tokens. No inflation. Just upside or your principal back ✅

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